Shitaki mushrooms

Wednesday, August 18, 2004

Rant-cycles If I rant once in a while I'm good.
Rant #1
Where the hell is Fucktard? You think after leaving forty messages on his answering machine that he needs to call me he would understand. Or maybe he does and he just doesn't want to face things. Or he could be drunk. Or he could be dead or in prison or dead. I'm guessing dead. He better be dead. That's the only excuse he gets for not contacting me anymore. He told me three months ago that he wouldn't ignore me until our relationship was permanently over, otherwise he's dead. So that's his excuse and it better be his reason.

Rant #2
I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. So pretty and witty and gay!

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. There they are standing in a row. Bom bom bom. Big ones small ones some as big as your head, maybe even bigger if you sing the song again...

Rant #3
Where the hell are all my socks? I did all my laundry and i've still been walking around without socks for a week. Do they disappear in the summer or something? Weird!

Rant #4
I feel pretty oh so pretty...

Rant #5
Hi John! wait isn't that the name of an herb.... highjohn? I know there's St. Johnswort, but.... oh whatever... where's my herb book.

Rant #6
I haven't known this much about christianity in ages... I was a lutheran when i was six. that was the last time i was involved in christianity.... Angels, demons, the bible, ah well i still look at it the same way. i have nothing against modern christians or they're belief but i still don't want to be one for the fact that they tried to stamp out my religion for centuries... bastard monks.

Rant #7
oooooh i see. crap. John, i'm going to your hell. I drank blood. XD Oh well, i get to go to my heaven ! YaY! (and no drinking blood is not one of the terms that help you to heaven... but it's not bad either.)
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